bigbang in 50 yrs

  • GD: *strums guitar*
  • GD: anyway here's fantastic baby
  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

"What!? No! I hate this! This is dumb! I need chocolate."

My emotional roommate, while watching ep 12 of ‘My Love From Another Star’

I am personally going to rip the horn out of every car and tragic little scooter in Beijing. (I think I’m hitting the Hostility stage…)

castiel-knight-of-hell:

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

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jaclcfrost:

"how many times have you even watched that movie"

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fluffmugger:

mamalaz:

Steampunk Avengers

In which Tony is a former weapons manufacturer with his faithful automaton Jarvis, the hellicarrier is a mechanical balloon and the Avengers are a group drawn together by a new villain.

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inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

usscucuboth:

A Dominion fleet of Jem’Hadar ships, with Cardassian Galor and Hideki Class ships …

usscucuboth:

A Dominion fleet of Jem’Hadar ships, with Cardassian Galor and Hideki Class ships …

Dolce Gabbana ss14 + hair colors | inspired by (+)
How many times do I have to tell you...
neoncrystallum:

I love Toon Link as much as the next gal, but grown up link is one hot stud.

neoncrystallum:

I love Toon Link as much as the next gal, but grown up link is one hot stud.

make me choose anon asked: Twilight Princess or and Skyward Sword

harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

I’m putting a tiny stripe of pink in my hair. I’ve never dyed my own hair before so this may or may not look decent.

Also I have to make a phone call…. *deep breath*

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